In a new study conducted by the department of psychology at UNAM, Dr. Filemón Alvarado and Dr. Edgardo Morales discovered that men who were in a relationship with chubby women were TEN times happier than those who were with skinny women.
As a confident fat woman myself, I can testify that my husband is happy. Would he be happier with a skinny woman? Who knows!
What I do know is that he loves my fat rolls, my fat dimples, and even the extra side boob that comes with being a chubby girl.
According to the same study, men smile more with chubby partners and were more likely to solve problems easier.
Apparently, our higher BMI comes with a fascinating side effect of being able to anticipate our men’s needs and satisfy them.
This is where I have to call bullsh*t.
When I ask my husband which take out food he wants for the night, it turns into a problem that is not easily fixed nor can I anticipate what he really wants because no matter what, he will say, “Whatever you want.”
But I’m assuming they’re talking more of issues and desires that come with being in a committed relationship and not so much which food to order?
This study also concluded that because we are already heavy, reproducing and carrying baby weight wouldn’t be a problem.
OF COURSE IT’S NOT A PROBLEM BECAUSE WOMEN ARE MAGICAL UNICORNS THAT ARE CAPABLE OF ANYTHING!
Which also means that although I do love this study and the fact that us big girls are finally getting our day in the sun, I do believe that love is love is love and it really doesn’t matter what size you are when it comes to partnering up.
Everyone has a type of person they’re attracted to and it doesn’t matter what your head tells you, it’s what your heart wants that matters.
Ladies: Chubby, thin, wide, shy, as long as you’re full of love it doesn’t matter if you’re filled with fat.
Find the person who loves your fat rolls and your boney ass—that’s what really makes for happiness in a relationship!